The name doesn't leave much room for doubt, but since you insist - we're croquettes. From head to toe. For all tastes. For the more traditional and the more peculiar. For those who like the best of the best, because for us there's no other way of doing it. For those who can't do without a good croquette at home, for a bite or dinner, and for those who can't do without a croquette in one hand and an imperial in the other.

But actually, that's a lot of blah blah blah, because what we really are is what they make us - a great excuse to get the family or friends together for a good parley, or to get two or three dripping cats together and say a few good words.

We're for the croquettes, and the rest is just talk.